Thanks Evergreen Terrace

Goodbye scary elevator.
Goodbye noisy birds in the trees outside the window.
Goodbye screaming girls jumping on the trampoline across the street.
Goodbye annoying buzz from the front door.
Goodbye neighbors who fought after coming home from the bar every weekend.
Goodbye people down the hallway that look like the Black Eyed Peas.
Goodbye 7-11 within walking distance.
Goodbye strange ethnic food smell in the hallway.
Goodbye creepy half naked guy who lives on the first floor.

Hello new postal code.