There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame!
There are no books like a dame,
And nothin' looks like a dame.
There are no drinks like a dame,
And nothin' thinks like a dame,
Nothin' acts like a dame,
Or attracts like a dame.
There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
That can't be cured by pullin' him near
A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame!
I recently had a long talk with a guy who after I asked, "Don't you just get tired of being single all the time?" responded with "Not really. I never think about it."
According to my friend, guys think about the following things, in the following order:
1. Sports
2. Video games
3. Friends
4. Family
5. Food
6. Girls
Only then did I realize I was going to be single for a while yet.
C'est la vie.
Please, God speed.
2 comments:
That's not true. I didn't even realize Calgary had a hockey team until after I got married.
I think we should do that song "Wash that man right out of my hair" for the party on Saturday. It will be powerful!
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