Tuesday, June 05, 2007

How Can I Walk Away If You Never Come Back?

Dear Wal-Mart

I hate you. What happened? You were once a humorous place for me and my roommates to pick up some basic supplies. We loved to look at all your funny movies, and laugh at your ugly shoes. You always seemed welcoming and, well, typical. But now, now things have changed. Why can’t you just be normal? I miss you.

A happy June to everyone!

Here’s to:

The Rockwell D. and the new addition to his family. Congrats.

A new friend in Dr. Olsen. It seems that we are going to be together for quite some time. Thanks for taking all of my money.

A new tire and super service as always from the Wal-Mart Tire and Lube. One of the only things I still like about Wal-Mart.

The OC for showing us that our lives really aren’t as bad as we think they are.

The Bridge for showing us that our lives really are as bad as we think they are.

My girls. Well, I guess this means more time together.

A well quoted song, and the same ending.

I’m sorry that I’m such a mess.
Should have never started.
At the least, can we be friends?
Ain’t that the way it always ends?

1 comment:

Brent said...

"Isn't she just a mess?"
anon.
circa 1997