You Know What I'm Feeling

Well, remember how my movie won no FHE Oscars. Not one. And remember how Braden’s movie swept the entire awards ceremony? It is okay.

I may or may not have found a copy of Braden’s script while they were filming. And I may or may not have had two rewrites on my movie to try and make it half as good as his first try. My poor cast had no idea what was going on because, first, we shot out of order, and secondly, I continued to rewrite and edit parts.

Thanks to my illustrious team, excellent acting despite my poor directing. But thankfully it is all over, and Braden and I can stop the competition.

So, I got to host our FHE Oscars. Solo. My partner had fallen ill at the last minute and had encouraged me that the show must go on, with or without him. Even though all the jokes I had written were for two people. He offered one of his roommates to come and co-host with me, and then the roommate never showed up! But it is over, and I really am retiring from all other hosting and emceeing gigs.

Alright, in other news, guess what movie I went to watch last night. Guess. Come on. Give up?

TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) Yup, can you believe it? I went. And you know what, quasi enjoyed it. Much better than Eragon (The movie that isn’t about a dragon) and only slightly less better than Music and Lyrics.

Here’s to:
A bright Tuesday, even though it is raining.
Our own Tiny Tim having his own Christmas Miracle and walking again.
Old birthday cake at work being the worst part of the day.
Our own Chairman of the Board, Flick, for putting on an excellent awards show.
The Ninja Turtles for working like a team again! Way to go guys!
My sweet Jenny, who will crawl out of bed to listen to my incredibly lame stories.
More fun and adventures and less work this week.
You. Thanks.