Oh Well

I am so sorry. Really I have no excuses, I have things that I have wanted to write to you all, but just am too lazy to begin. Motion City Soundtrack sums it up better "So much to say, but no words to convey."

In any regard, I should probably look into hiring a stenographer to transcribe my dictated posts. I promise, I'll get out something real in the next few days.

But in any regard, here is this to tide you over until I figure it out. Lame, I know.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Oh my. That seems a little personal, now doesn’t it? I don’t really take notes in the shower, so I don’t know.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I don’t own one hoodie, let alone multiple as to have a favourite. I am no longer 16 years old. I’m classy.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I know you can’t see it, but I’m shaking my head.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Yes. Yes! YES! One of the keys of being classy is looking good.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Fine.

6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red?
Nothing. Seriously. I will look again, but I really don’t own anything that is red.

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Oh. Sweet Onion Pop. The last dream I had involved a quest to find sweet onion pop (who knows, maybe it would be good.)

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not really. I guess the mechanics that looked at my car. But considering how quickly my love is dying, I don’t imagine the mechanics and me being life long friends.

9. What are you craving right now?
Nothing. I’ve already eaten way too much today. Oy!

10. Do you floss?
Don’t tell Flick, but not really. When I remember, which really isn’t that often. Whoops!

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Funny! Living at my grandparents’ house eating boiled cabbage. It might not have been that glamorous, but it wasn’t half bad.

12. Are you emotional?
Dramatic, maybe, sure. Emotional, no.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Who knows? Why would I ever have the need to count that high?

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
My teeth are too sensitive to bite anything cold. Oh ouch! They hurt just thinking about it.

15. Do you like your hair?
Sure do! I just got it cut! But I am in the age-old summer dilemma: stay dark, or go light?

16. Do you like yourself?
I have a mirror in my room that says, “I Like Me” And no, I don’t need it as one of my daily affirmations.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
If he’s paying, why not.

18. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing. All is calm on the western front.

19. Are your parents strict?
Strict about what? What are they telling me to do? Go to bed, go right to bed?

20. Would you go skydiving?
No. No. No.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
No way! Stop trying to peddle your half made cheese to us.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Remember how I am best friends with RDH? And let’s not forget about Peter Katz!

23. Do you rent movies often?
What is the point, now that we have Video On Demand?

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Are you kidding me?

25. How many countries have you visited?
Two.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
I hate pranks! Let me say that again, I HATE pranks!

27. Ever been on a train?
Well now, let’s see. We rode the train at Lagoon last summer. (Which was really not that fun. We had to look at all of the sad animals in their cement, barbed wire cages, living next to the putrid green lake.) and well, the Brooks and District Museum did have a caboose that I have taken many a tour group through.

28. Brown or white eggs?
White. But brown are fun too.

29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes

30. Do you use Chap Stick?
Sure. Whatever is on hand.

31. Do you own a gun?
Okay. As much, or maybe a little more as I hate pranks, is the amount of hatred I have for guns.

32. Can you use chopsticks?
Yes! Left and right handed!

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Don’t worry about it.

34. Are you too forgiving?
Thankfully our dear Peter Katz taught us there is no such thing as too forgiving.

35. Ever been in love?
No.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Planning to take over the world.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Can you say overrated? There was a time when cream puffs were all the rage in my ward, and every FHE or ward activity; there would be cream puffs to greet us.

38. Last time you cried?
Don’t worry about it.

39. What was the last question you asked?
Oh barf. Who knows?

40. Favorite time of the year?
Fall

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Just the fake Canadian flag ones that are handed out on Canada Day.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Never!

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No. Even though my roommates swore it wasn’t bad, I try and avoid scary movies.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Not that I can’t remember.

45. Favorite color?
Blue.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Ha! My name isn’t Ashley Flickinger.

47. Is your hair curly?
Only because I tell it to be.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Well, I bought it on itunes, but “More Nights”—Peter Katz (You should buy it too!)

49. Do looks matter?
Yes. I know people will say that they don’t, but they are just lying.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I’ll cross that bridge if I get there. (Knock on wood. Knock on wood.)

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
As far as I know, no.

52. Do you like your life right now?
Being a Lady of Leisure does have its perks.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
What does that even mean?

54. Can you handle the truth?
Probably not.

55. Do you have good vision?
It’s not that bad. Don’t ask Jenny if I can see though.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Sometimes. But I am never really serious.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
I avoid the phone like the plague.

58. The last person you held hands with?
You can’t see, but I’m rolling my eyes.

59. What are you wearing?
Care Bear pajamas. Yup, still classy.

60.What is your favorite animal?
Birds…ducks, geese.

61. Where was your Facebook picture taken at?
Oh. I can’t remember. Either my house, or my parents’ house.

62. Can you hula-hoop?
Sure.

63. Do you have a job?
N/A

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Lunch

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I usually find doors work better.

66. Is your hair up?
It rarely is.

67.Is your phone right beside you?
No. I don’t really know where it is.

68.Do you have a gf/bf?
I will answer your acronym with an acronym of my own. DWAI

69.Do you wish you were somewhere else?
Why would I leave if I have everything I want here? Besides, where would I even go?

Thanks for your patience. It is duly noted.

As Always (And this time I mean it.)