Late At Night And Without Permission

With the internet at home life as we know it is about to change.

Top Five Things To Do With The Internet At Home

1. Blog insistently. Case and point being this very blog. We know how the opportunity give you live up to the minute, fast breaking updates! As they happen! But really, not much ever happens so just be prepared for the same lame stories.

2. Dramatic readings of others’ blogs. A favourite game of ours that we invented at our old house. We find blogs that are just a little too serious/sappy and give dramatic reading for all of our friends. Be forewarned. We might just read yours.

3. Funny group readings of our own blogs. You have to understand that almost everyone I know thinks they write the best blogs ever. We are all fans of our own blog, much more than any other one. Thusly we like to read out what we have written to other people. Maybe we are a little high on ourselves, but we also just may be the funniest people we know.

4. Watch every SNL skit that has ever been imagined. Watch every funny YouTube video anyone has ever suggested to us. Watch Season Three of The Office and any other TV show we might want. Captain Planet, anyone? And watch Charlie the Unicorn, over and over and over. “Shun the non-believer.”

5. Increase the crappy/funny music we are going to need for our road trip. Lionel Ritchie, Brittany Spears, Soul Decision, Air Supply!

A very ordinary day to all of you. And a remembrance that life goes on, even if all of your hopes keep getting dashed by stupidness. No sense in getting over dramatic. Honestly, it isn’t worth it in the end. Or at least that is what you have to keep reminding yourself. I think I have enough emo music to get through any situation.

Love you, or at least like you for now. Never thought I would actually admit that.

PS—Remember how the alarm on my new cell phone just may be the most annoying thing in the word?