Monday, September 25, 2006

Sarah Got Flowers, Ginger Got A Talk On The Porch

If I actually wrote out the whole weekend and explained everything that we did, or was said it would take you a week to read. Really, no exaggeration. Here is the weekend, in true and false statementsjust be happy that I am not making you correct the false statements to make them true.

Friday

True:

I will never be part of Lord of the Dance.
Red Church Punch is second only to McDonald's Orange Drink.
Guys look great in suits! Almost better than shirtless.
Sometimes guys are sweet without meaning to be.
Great musical taste is one of the top qualities you need in a spouse.

False:

You can dance to anything (Despite what the DJ might have thought.)
It is totally appropriate to make out at dances, especially during the prayer.
Hay bales are approved decorations for church functions. (I learned on Sunday they are frowned upon)
Hoodies and sweatpants classify as formal wear.

Saturday

True:

The way to a woman's heart is chocolate.
It would be fun to have a pet chicken.
Girls will talk about you when you leave.
We always go to bed too late.

False:

The Corn Maze is less confusing at night.
Everyone likes Nickelback.
It is a good idea to start a movie at midnight.
Physical contact is never awkward or unwanted, especially during movies.


Sunday

True:

Ward Council is always fun!
The Sewer Treatment Plant is surprisingly pretty at night.
Beavers need a lot of personal space.
Reenactments are always funny.
Girls will remember everything you say.

False:

Political conversations are fun and win girls over. (Well, maybe some girls)
My room is clean.


So there you go, my weekend in a nutshell. If you are interested in a more detailed story, just ask.

Love you! Miss you! Can't stand the days without you!

PS- Flick wanted me to acknowledge that the title of this blog is part of her song titled, "And I Got Nothing". Hopefully she will record it one day. It is great. Maybe not as great as "Fall Ball For It All", definitely more a winner than "Fred's Got Slacks".

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