Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Secret To A Good Poutine Is, More Cheese and Less Gravy

Alright, I am going to do it.
I hate to say it though.
Please don't tell my brother.
Oh, ahhh, no...okay.

I like U2.

Uhmm...okay, crazy. Calm down. No one cares what band you listen to.

I once told my brother that I didn't trust U2.

And he said "You are crazy. It is a band, what is there not to trust about them? They don't even know you."

And I told him, that any one that wore sunglasses all the time, there is something up with them. I just have a feeling that they are bad news.

And he said "Uhmm yah, I know them donating money and trying to solve world poverty...something very sketchy about that."

So I came back with the point that I knew in 1985 that Michael Jackson was crazy, and no one believed me. And now look, he is nuts. And I also told him that I didn't trust The Rolling Stones.

He just shook his head and walked away. I think he couldn't believe his sister was so paranoid. But now every time U2 comes on, he just laughs and says, "Yah, I just can't trust these guys."

Give me one more chance
And you'll be satisfied
Give me two more chances
You won't be denied

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