I Olympics Sono Spaventosi

Has anyone seen the medals from the Olympics?

There is a hole right in the middle of them! Right in the middle. If I won, one, I would be sad to only be get 3/4 of the metal, in the medal

(By the way, shouldn't we really call it a metal, instead of a medal...but I guess medal is short for medallion)

Apparently, the hole is to go over your heart when you wear it around your neck to symbolize the heart and passion (Did you know, their motto this year is 'Passion Lives Here') and dedication of the Olympics.

I think they just look like CDs. Like Italy got too tired to make a real medal, so they just got a bunch of old CDs and put strings around them. But that means you can have your own Olympics at home, and give out your own medals.

Which do you want? Honestly, I think I would purposely try and lose the gold to get the silver medal. Silver is the best medal...bronze, what is that? Really. Something that old sculptures and busts are made out of.

PS--What is up with their creepy mascots?