Wednesday, February 15, 2006

I Know This Girl Named Denise.She Makes Me Weak At The Knees

Uhmm...stop stealing me...okay?

Have you ever Googled your name? (I know, I know...it is geeky, but I was bored in my defense!)

Apparently there is someone from Minnesota named Denise Garner. She draws creepy pictures of elves and dragons. Maybe you think it is cool, but I think they are creepy.

If you are going to steal my name, do something better than drawing weird pictures.

What if I get famous one day, and someone comes up to me and says,
"Oh hey, Denise Garner, oh I love your creepy elf drawings."

No thanks. And stop being from Minnesota! That is where I want to live, and there can't be two Denise Garner's living there. And is Minnesota really the best place for you to draw elf pictures? I think you need to go live in some abandoned castle in Scotland or somewhere like that.

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